Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
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He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Have an ice day!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
You get a frostbite!
A puddle!
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
Denim, Denim, Denim
A: Depressed.
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Winter is coming"
I want Samoa!'
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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