Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel