Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy