Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
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He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Have an ice day!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
Toucan.
Grandparents.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
By icicles
Winter is coming"
Have you heard of stray chickens
He just took it in stride
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Because she ate the secretary.
There was no chemistry.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
A baby hit by a snow blower
