Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"