Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.