Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.