Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.