because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
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They look at your feet instead of theirs.
because he wasn't a fungi!
He isn't a fungi.
Because it's a toad's tool.
Because he's a fun guy.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
A hypocrite.