What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."