Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!