Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise