Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough