Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.