Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)