What does a priest and a second place runner have in common?

NSFW) They both came in a little behind.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Not being retarded