What does a priest and a second place runner have in common?

NSFW) They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded