What does a priest and a second place runner have in common?

NSFW) They both came in a little behind.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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At best they're ASICS.

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He just took it in stride

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Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Warden at juvenile detention center.

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They always use the holy condoms.

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Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.