What does a priest and a second place runner have in common?

NSFW) They both came in a little behind.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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Second Caribou: A maybee.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded