How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25