How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25