How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"