How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25