25 to Life.
Student: She was my life.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
A chocolate bar
Through the windshield
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25