Inflation Jokes

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.