Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van