Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.