Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van