What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork