How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.