How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!