How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice