How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.