How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.