How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison