How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.