What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.