Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

You might also enjoy:

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the Ethiopian national dish?

Empty.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too