Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.