Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious