Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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A very witch person.

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To get to the other bride!