What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.