What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log