What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.