Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.