Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.