Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family