Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood