Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.