What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.