What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour