What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.