What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.