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What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

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Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!