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What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's