What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.