What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself