What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

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What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.