What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.