Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

23 Jokes More 23 Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !