Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

What number is higher than infinity?

420

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.