Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Michael Jordan Jokes More Michael Jordan Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

23 Jokes More 23 Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.