Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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