Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

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Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Jpeg Jokes More Jpeg Jokes

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.