One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
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Digits...
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Make it sew number 1!
JPEG
It is a flossy compression method.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Driver
Remains to be seen.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
They have a Bobba Fetish
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Dough!"
Ate something.
What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!