Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

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Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

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What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.