Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

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Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert?

Pot pie.

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

Picard Jokes More Picard Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!