Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Talking while driving.
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Because he neverlands
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
