Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.