Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

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What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.