Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Jesus, take the wheel!
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Their miscarriage
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.