Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.