Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.