Because she can't drive for sh*t.
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
A Magpie.
Roast turkey !
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Because I ran
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
