Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."