Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre