Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil