Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.