Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Previous Random Joke Next
Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market