Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy