A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.
A job application.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
