What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved