What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve