What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve