Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.