Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.