Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.