How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)