How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!