How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.