How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff