How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.