User Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Coffee Mug

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

removed

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Cuck Jokes More Cuck Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Apple User Jokes More Apple User Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.