User Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Coffee Mug

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

removed

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Twitter User Jokes More Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients