A cuck has a girlfriend.
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First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
4chan
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
Homeless
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Once upon a slime . . ."