Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.