Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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