How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.