How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.