Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.