Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.