Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.