Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit