Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.