Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.