Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.