Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Who is driving?

A cop.

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.