Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.