When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one