When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.