When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta