Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long