What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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They're listening to duckstep!

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Duck.

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Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

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Because Polly wants a cracker.

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A box of quackers !

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