What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What do you call a white duck?

A quacker

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**