What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Because of their bills

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They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!