Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits