Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.