Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits