Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

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Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.