Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.