Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

L'hospital Jokes More L'hospital Jokes

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

to the L'Hospital...

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.