Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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The sky's the limit for you".

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

to the L'Hospital...

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.