Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.