How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.