How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.