One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
Well hung.
One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.
Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!