They're shellfish in bed.
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A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Because they won't hold a public erection.
Nuts & bolts!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Syphilis
Shello
Because they won't commute.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
PYONG! YANG!
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
Work over time
The Devil's advocado.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
You bust a nut
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