Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )