What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'