Boston Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling