Because it's more than a ceiling
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
On a beach near Boston.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
The Boston marathon finish line.
Pick a cod, any cod!
Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?
Aaahhh.
Because Boston has all the cups!
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
A tourist.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The train to Boston
Because they're all in the Boston harbor."
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.
He was way too autistic for his own good.
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
Every single one counts.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Four guys watching a football game.
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
A sandwich.
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
Because they arrr!
Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.