What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5