What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions