Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.