Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.