Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white