What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Treyvon Martian

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.